Been dating for 3 years
Whiskey Stones: Even though there won't be a President Hillary around to personally cut off all our balls and literally end men as a gender (there really are people who thought this), most men are still fucking sheep and look to fictional characters like Ron Swanson for guidance in "how to be a man." To that end, these whiskey stones are the perfect analog for modern manhood: superficially authentic, but ineffectual (they will not actually keep his drink cold).
As a bonus, if he's a little too excited by these, you know you're dealing with one of "those" guys. Birth Control: Not for him, obviously, but for you (for him). Condoms are the devil, even if they do protect against most STDs.
A one-way ticket to Mexico: Everyone who jokes about moving emigrating now that Trump's president always mentions Canada as a destination, despite Mexico being cheaper and warmer. Birch Box Men: You really don't want to spend too much money here, seeing as how you've only been official for a month.
Some New Sex Stuff: Look, even "Party In The USA" gets old if it's the only song you ever listen to.While it's fair enough to say that more dating = more money, you should also consider the seriousness of your offering.Use this handy guide for some ideas, with the knowledge that, as always, if you disagree with me, you are wrong. Instead, take advantage of your intense budding romance and run away together. You could do a lot worse than drinking beers on the beach until one of you decides to kill the other for the insurance money.Anything sleek, classic, and vaguely expensive looking will suffice.Class Pass: Group fitness is such a legitimate phenomenon that gone are the days when Class Pass was only good for barre and spin classes.